So, this dude walks into our massage parlor, right? Thinks he’s getting some fancy rubdown with the ‘Super Happy Fun massage.’ Little does he know what’s really on the menu. Usually, I’m all about the quick and dirty – a hand job or a blow job to send these guys on their way with a smile. But this guy… holy shit. He walks in with this massive, throbbing cock, and suddenly, I’m not thinking about business anymore. I’m thinking about how to get that thing inside me, ASAP. I mean, I’ve seen some dicks in my time, but this one was something else. It was like it had a mind of its own, begging to be worshipped. And who am I to deny such a request? Forget the massage, forget the happy ending – I needed that cock, and I needed it now. So, I took him right then and there, and it was the best damn decision I’ve made in a long time. This ain’t your grandma’s massage parlor, baby. This is where fantasies come to life, and sometimes, they come with a big, hard surprise.